All shall love me and despair.
Ryan Smythe: Staff Writer, Podcast Host, Terrible Artist
I’m responsible for the janky logos on this site as well as some of the content. Honestly, I’m just here because SG doesn’t stop me from making puns.
Bruce Donnelly: Staff Writer
Basically, I’m LeBron, and this shithole is Cleveland.
Elizabeth Barcelos: Guest Writer, Frequent Podcast Crasher
Quidditch mom. SJSU’s mouthiest alumna. Silicon Valley snarker. Can name most of Cal Quidditch’s roster.
Mitchell Hatfield: Guest Writer
Some may call me a very sedimental man, but really I just wake up every day ready to rock your socks off.
Ryan Sparks: Staff Writer, Podcast Host
By day I go by Rychu, but when darkness falls and the city needs me, I don my cape to become Captain Queer. With so many assholes running this site, someone needs to stand up for justice and the Great Lakes.
Marcus: Guest Writer, Self Proclaimed Journalistic Consultant
I make sure these dorks don’t forget the Northwest. Sometimes I actually play the sport too. Also, I’m bout that action boss.
Ali Markus: Guest Writer
Ali has no chill.
Carlos “Jefferson Steelflex” Flores: Musician Extraordinaire
I honestly have no idea.